HIRE THIS MAN!

Comedy Shows - Price Negotiable

Burlesque Shows - Price Negotiable

Children’s Birthday Parties - $75/half hour

Shamus - $50/day, plus expenses

Party Host - $150/day, plus expenses

Consultation (Spiritual or Business) - $150/day, plus expenses

Carpetbagger - $75/day, plus food and lodging

Religious Revivals - $100/day, plus food and lodging

Exorcism*
spirit - $500/service
demon - $800/service
the devil - $2000/service

Entorcism*
daemon - $500/service
angel - $800/service
gods - $2000/service

*priced for individuals; price negotiable for objects, locations, or groups